"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”
Its horrible that we live in a world where this is happening
So I set myself aside with the pasteur to talk about the sensitive subject churches hate most, gays. What he didn’t know was I was recording the whole time to basically show you guys how vile churches can be, the place we should feel secure but it turns out only certain people are accepted while they’re judgmental bigots who clearly in my view shouldn’t be going to heaven if all they did down here was traumatize gay people and result in some committing suicide. It’s sad because this is not what true Christianity is about and people like this are the reason religion has a bad reputation. Please share this video wherever you can.
The best relationship is when you can act like lovers and best friends at the same time.
I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.
me as hell
everyone should watch this every day
Are you ever in class and you hear a random muffled scream from a nearby class and you’re like the fucks going on